Friday, March 20, 2009

How Not to Saw a Woman In Half

A 27 year old Maryland woman landed in the hospital after an experimental sex toy her husband made failed miserably.

Apparently his idea was to fit the blade of an electric saber saw inside a sex toy and use it on his wife. The couple realized this maybe wasn't such a great idea when the blade cut through the plastic sex toy and began cutting through the woman.

No word yet on whether or not the couple wore safety glasses as you always should when using a power tool.


Image: That's not the woman from the story. I stole that image from a web page about a hippie building her own kayak to give people an idea of what a saber saw looks like. You'll notice she IS wearing safety glasses. Also, considering the topic of this story, I thought her perverse little smile would be really, really funny.

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